Nesting

After you’re married, you will not only have new, fancy china, silver and serving platters, but your wife will likely require an abode worthy of housing such artifacts. The walls will need to be adorned with the likes of materials presently in vogue. The house symbolizes progression from the single to the domesticated. Its audience is not internal, its purpose not function. It’s about form…

Nesting is real. Though your wife may not even acknowledge this, it resides below the surface in most women. And it runs deep sometimes. They’ve thought more about this than you, in all likelihood (unless you skew metrosexual). Prepare for the day when the question ‘What do you think?’ is posed. And, remember, that ‘I couldn’t care less’ gets you less sex than would a ‘It looks great. Thank you for your hard work.’