Things I dig about my vasectomy:
-I can’t have any more kids.
-Even if I get divorced and I marry some hotness 20 years my junior, I can’t have any more kids. I got to spend a weekend alone watching movies full of explosions and titties, and drink whiskey the whole time.
-Losing my man butter now feels just as if I didn’t have a vasectomy, but I can’t have kids.
-After my V, I had to work the pipes repeatedly to ensure proper functionality. The Wife had to help.
-My Wife is no longer on the pill (that shit is expensive).
Things not so cool about my V:
-My balls turned black, literally.
-It hurt like hell for 3 days.
-I’ll never look at frozen, packaged peas and carrots again the same.
-I had to pull out my high school jock-strap only to find it no longer fit. Depressing.
In the end, though, it was a good thing. As 3 kids are the new 2, (& 4 the new 3) having an unplanned child puts you in very dangerous territory (e.g. another $400k college bill or $50k wedding). So, I highly recommend it. 
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