Play #5 - The List

My wife is well aware that I have a List and that it is subject to change. I think I shared it with her over a few too many vodka-tonics. Not sure if that makes me a freak. Regardless, I’m covered in the one-in-a-trillion chance that I run into one of these ladies in say a Courtyard in Columbus, OH.

What is the List and who is on it? Well, it’s an insurance policy. In the event that I find a List Member in my hotel room, sans clothing, ready to get busy, I get to indulge with no ramifications to my 10+ year marriage. Likely…uh, no. Fun to think about? You bet.

So to any of the following Honies (in no particular order): Bring it.

1. Marisa Miller
2. The Heidi’s (Montag and Klum – though they don’t have to be together)
3. Maria Sharapova
4. Jessica Alba
5. Sienna Miller
6. Jennifer Anniston
7. Elizabeth Hurley (pre- and post-Austin Powers flicks)
8. Kate Winslet
9. Angie Harmon
10. Bar Refaeli

Wife is down with it. She’s even created her own List. You might want to as well…spice up that dinner conversation. Course, I’ve not ever made it to the Playoffs, so I reserve the right to retract this Play if it back fires.